HUSTLER FEEDBACK

HUSTLER CANADA LETTER OF THE MONTH

Moronic Celebrities

As always, I can rely on Hustler to deliver the good and tell it like it is. Case in point, your article on the nutbar celebrities, Moronic Celebrities, Asshole of the Month – July 2006 issue, that go around sticking their noses into other people's (namely Canadians) business. It's bad enough that these fucking assholes are interfering with a sovereign people and nation, but what is even more infuriating is the fact that they don't know a tinker's fuck what they're even talking about. The photos of a Beatle has been cuddling up and rubbing noses with a baby seal, all for the sake of a cause, for which he has no real genuine knowledge or appreciation is enough to make me want to fucking puke. It must be nice to have the dough to hop in your private helicopter or rent your private boat, and go out to French kiss a bunch of fucking seals. But if that's the way you get your kicks, then fine, fill your boots, but mind your own fucking business while you're doing so. There is nothing more ignorant, and demonstrates the utmost stupidity and callousness when the rich and idle, who have nothing better to do with their time, go out and fuck with other people's lives and livelihoods. It is so glaringly obvious and evident that these moron celebrities have no understanding or appreciation of the real issues at hand; nor do they seem to want to educate themselves. These cocksuckers really don't have a clue what the working stiff has to do in order to make ends meet. These lazy idle celebrities make more in a one minute of photo op than most of the people of Newfoundland Labrador make in a month or a year. I am outraged that some burned out pot head has the fucking audacity to look down his nose and preach to good hardworking Canadian people who are doing nothing more than trying to put food on the table for their families. It's fucking sickening!

- C. S.
Boxie, NF

We could not have stated the case better. At Hustler we support the hardworking Canadian men and women that make Canada the truly great country it is. We believe that people ought to be higher up on the food chain than animals; you obviously agree too.

Nummy Nyky

There is no other magazine that gives me greater whack off pleasure than Hustler. And while there is an abundance of porn on the net, it's really difficult to sit in the john with my laptop and beat off. Each month I can't wait to get my copy off Hustler to see what amazing babes are waiting to get my wood. I must say though, one of my favourite features is Beaver Hunt. I like the natural beauty of these real women. I must say, in particular, the photo of Nyky from Bassano , Alberta really got me hard. Now, she's all woman! Unlike some of the anorexic silicone dollies often featured, Nyky was full, voluptuous, and real. She's the kind of gal a guy like me can really fantasize about having sex with. She had the juiciest looking cunt I've ever seen, which just begged to have my 9 inch uncut grade A beef stuffed in it. Give me one voluptuous Nyky to three of those skinny bone racks any day!

- D.C.

Cold Lake , AB

You are in good company D.C.; we get dozens of letters each month in praise of ‘real women'. Nyky is definitely one gal a guy can sink his meat into.

Kelly Kline Kunt

While, for the most part, all your photo spreads are great, there are times when some spreads just deserve special mention. I refer to Kelly Kline and Scott Nails, How to be a Good Wife – June 2006 issue . Your photographer, Laurent Sky, obviously has an incredible eyes and excellent training. This photo spread was definitely reminiscent of the late and great Clive McLean. Like Clive, Laurent seems to have a way of photographing a ‘mood' as well as a person; indeed a rare talent. The oral shots were incredible, but the last couple photos of Nails mammoth dick wedged inside her gorgeous tight little cunny hole almost made me come all over my Hustler. I only wish I could have been there to be sucking and licking Kelly's beautiful fuck flaps. Keep up the great work guys!

- M.M.

Cape Tormentine , NB

Kelly definitely has the goods, and Laurent has the talent to see and capture it, definitely a winning combination.

Ginger-vitus

Whoa ho guys, hang on! While I've been a loyal and dedicated Hustler reader for years, I've spent many glorious hours wanking off to your gorgeous Hustler Honies, fantasizing about their beautiful bodies, and I've blown at least several gallons of jiz over all your hot fuck shots but, my loyalty only goes so far. I know the porn market is competitive and that sometimes you guys are really out there. I can appreciate that sometimes you have to really try and ‘push the envelope', but enough is enough. My last issue was a bit of a shocker. Please tell me, what the fuck is it with that skank you featured in your June 2006 issue – Ginger from Matane , Quebec . Now don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against French girls, having banged a few myself, but holy fuck, that photo of Ginger was fucking scary! She had a face that could have stopped a Mac truck (in fact, it looked as though it had). Not only did it douse my boner, but it gave me a severe case of inverted dick syndrome. I'm still having trouble convincing my cock to come out of hiding. Next time you want to feature something gross, at least put it at the very back of the magazine, so I've at least jerked off first. Please Hustler; you're a porn mag, not wildlife periodical; save the baboon shots for Equinox!

- J.G.

Barrie , ON

Well J.G., all we can say is one man's trash is another's man's treasure!

Lesbo-licious

I think if there is any guy on the planet that could be labeled as a pussy aficionado, it is definitely me. Ever since I can remember I've always had a fascination for that beautiful crack hidden between the beautiful loins of women. In fact, I live for cunt! Obviously, a magazine like Hustler must have been conceived with a guy like me in mind. Anyway, I just wanted to write and congratulate you on the latest lesbo spread you featured in your June 2006 issue. Jasmine Neels and Ali Marie – Booty Camp was and is one of the best snatch layouts you've ever come up with. I was particularly impressed with the shot on page 91 where Jasmine is drooling over Ali's juicy ripe twat. I get a boner just recounting it. As a total poon lover, there can be nothing better than seeing two twats together engaging in some hot lesbo play (unless, of course, it's three or four twats). Thanks again Hustler for always providing me with the best snatch west of Alberta !

- F.E.

Comox , BC

We're glad you approve. As always, you can count on Matti Klatt to deliver the best in beaver!

Hustler On Line

My boyfriend is turning 30 this fall and I wanted to give him something special, something he'd remember. After discovering a copy of the July 2006 issue of Hustler underneath his bed, I figured a subscription might be just the thing (I must admit, I like the hot fuck photos too). Is there someway to order Hustler on line? Thanks!

- T.E.

Smith Falls , ON

Great idea T.E., too bad there weren't more gals like you around. You can access the Canadian web site for Hustler by going to www.hustlercanada.com . Just follow the menu and in no time your boyfriend's subscription will arrive. Happy reading!