HUSTLER FEEDBACK

HUSTLER CANADA LETTER OF THE MONTH

SOCIETY OF VICTIMS

Firstly guys, I want to congratulate you on your excellent editorial content. While some people may joke about it, I do read Hustler for the excellent articles and editorial content (though I do admit to perusing through all those hot pussy shots). You recent article Cowardly Thugs, Asshole of the Month, September 2006 was well written and made some very poignant points. It seems that we have become so insensitive to the violent acts that constantly surround and confront us each day, that we almost see it as normal. No doubt, the media is largely responsible for this. It does not take one long; while viewing the television, to witness a plethora of violent and barbaric acts. We get a steady diet on television, in the newspapers, on the Internet, and at the movies. In addition, to reinforce the acceptance of violence, we buy our children video games that teach and sustain this culture of violence and fear, which our society seems to have embraced. I seems incredibly convoluted when I see a movie played on television like ‘The Terminator’ where Arnold Schwarzenegger rips out someone’s heart with his bare hand, yet we censor any part of a man or woman’s genitalia or the act of making love. What does this say about us as a nation and culture? Then, we seem surprise when we read about the cowardly violent acts by youths perpetrated on the vulnerable in society. Worse still, we defend these acts by saying that these youths were victims themselves, that they were either abused, or grew up in poverty, or whatever. In my day, these punks would have spent a long time in jail, which is exactly where they belong. No more excuses Canada , you commit the crime, you do the time!

-C.D.

Cold Lake , AB

You’re preaching to the choir C.D., these punks not only should have mandatory jail time for the heinous crimes, but they should also have to make restitution to their innocent victims. While it might be hard to control what shit the media shoves down our throats, we can and do have control how we react to it, and run our own lives. We have choices, and when we make the wrong choices, we must be willing to face the consequences. We have great freedoms and rights in Canada , but we also have grave responsibility as well. It’s time to stand up and be counted!

LICKING THE HONEY

I wanted to write and tell you how fucking incredible your July 2006 Hustler Honey was. McKenzie Lee has to be one of the most gorgeous babes you’ve ever featured. I also really liked the fact that you had the 1-800 number for horny guys like me to call in – this was definitely a nice touch. But the nicest thing of all was that beautiful muff between Ms. Lee’s legs. I am totally into clits and hers was fucking awesome. I love to lick and suck those beautiful little love buttons, it’s just such a fucking turn on. I would like to suggest that Hustler has a ‘Clit Contest’ where women from all over Canada send photos of their exposed clitoris. We could then have a vote on whose is the biggest, smallest, nicest, and ugliest (though I don’t think there is such thing as an ugly clit). What do you think guys? Thanks again!

-R.E.

London , ON

We think that Ms. Lee is definitely a real hottie and we’re glad you made use of the 1-800 number. The idea of a clit contest definitely has merit. We’ll look into it for sure. Thanks for the suggestion!

 MOVIE MAMMARIES

I really enjoyed your article and photos on celebrity titties (July 2006 issue). The shot of Kathy Hilton (Nicky and Paris ’s mom) showing off her mammoth mams was fucking great! Just goes to show that, when it comes to sluts, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I thought Penelope Cruz had a really great set of natural jugs, and she should definitely be proud of them. Nicole Kidman was interesting, but after seeing her and Tom Cruise in that lousy Kubrick film, her naked bod doesn’t really turn my crank. However, the most telling (and incredibly hot) photo was that of Mimi Rogers. I loved her full frontal shots, displaying her well preserved and totally natural cans. She also had a beautifully manicure quim, which was definitely a bonus. She has also totally gone up in my esteem. Here is a woman in mid-life, who is proud of her beautiful and natural body. Unlike the slut sisters Hilton, Rogers is a class act. Thanks for share such a great article with your readers!

-J.J.

Victoria , BC

We couldn’t agree more J.J., Mimi Rogers has an incredibly beautiful body and she is definitely ‘real’. She is one class act for sure!

 COUNT ME IN THAT NUMBER

When it comes to hot fuck action, I have to say that Hustler magazine really rocks. I’ve seen enough porn on the Internet, but Hustler magazine just takes it to an entirely different level. Case in point, Pleasure By Number, September 2006 issue. Your group sex shots were not only boner inducing but they were outright artistic. In particular, your two page spread of the gorgeous blonde on her side with a big fucking cock rammed up her juicy wet snatch almost made me come in my pants. I really love the group sex things that you guys feature, but I’d really like to see more women in the group, and maybe only on guy (me). The only suggestion I could make would be that a bit of text to go with the photo spread would have been nice. In any case, when it comes to orgy sex you can count me in!

-H.S.

Clanwilliam , MB

You are not alone in the great pleasure you derive from a bit of group sex. We get many letters from our loyal readers request even more orgy shoots. We always try to be accommodating. Keep reading, there will be lots more where that came from!

 WHERE’S THE PEE

Hey assholes, what gives? I’ve been subscribing to Hustler ever since you started putting out the all Canadian edition. One of the main reasons I have always liked your magazine is that you feature lots of up close pussy shots, and I love those sweet juicy twats. I especially love the shoots of those lovely quims surrendering up their golden nectar. So my question is: Where’s the pee? I’ve searched month after month for some pee shots and they’re just not there. Now, I’m really starting to get annoyed. Get with it guys or I’ll have to find another jack off mag!”

-F.D.

Mattawa , ON

We’re always trying new things F.D., so sometimes our pee fun has to take a back seat. But don’t give up on us, we promise more pee soon!

 THE IVORY COAST

All I can say is, ‘Wow’. Your Beaver Hunt in September 2006 issue was just fucking incredible; particularly the shots of ‘Ivory’ that beauty from Nepean, Ontario . I just loved her beautiful little orbs and that juicy quim that was accented by the cute tattoos. Her boyfriend is one lucking fucker. I can say one thing for sure, I’d really love to explore Ivory’s coast!

-L.K.

Ottawa , ON

We hear you L.K., Ivory’s coast still looks pretty pristine and unexplored.