HUSTLER FEEDBACK – JULY

LETTER OF THE MONTH

Putrid Politicians

As usual guys, you're right on the money when it comes to your editorial content. I know people laugh when I say I buy Hustler for the articles, but it's fucking true! I know when I read an article in Hustler magazine that it's not slanted because you guys rely on backing from a certain group or company. I know, that when I read an editorial from Hustler that it's straight ahead and probably more accurate than most shit I read in our major national newspapers and magazine. Case in point, you article on Federal Politicians , Asshole of the Month, March 2006 issue. We watched as the Tory Reform Party berated the Lying Liberals.

They shouted, “Corruption, and patronage!” They promised if they were elected they'd clean things up, and give us good, honest, and transparent government. And we, Canadians, were supposed to be outraged, and while most couldn't even muster up enough interest to be angry, we did, in fact, fire the fucking Lying Liberals and replaced them with the right of right wing Tory Reform Party.

Then, no sooner were the fuckers elected, than the same shit started all over, patronage appointments, government stonewalling, breaking promises, and the list goes on. Hustler was 100% right, these bastards are nothing but a bunch of self-interested, self-serving, arrogant, morally vacuous, incompetent bunch of trough feeders whose only interest is seeing how much they can deceive and steal from the Canadian taxpayer. I guess it's really true, it seems the name of the game in Canadian politics is not serving the country, but rather serving one's self to the nation's coffers!

-T.W.

Toronto , ON

We couldn't have said it better T.W.!

Not for just Teens

So I've been reading to your magazine for quite sometime now. I'm a 21-year-old bachelor, and I've been subscribing to HUSTLER since I was old enough to buy it! I just want to say I'm really happy about all the new features you've had over the years, particularly your Music and Movie reviews. When I received my February 2006 issue, I got really excited that I saw that you guys had a review for the upcoming Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie! Now, it's not like I consider HUSLTER a magazine for old people or anything, but it was really refreshing to see something that would appeal to a younger audience. I've been a huge ATHF fan since the show started, and what better place to read up on them than HUSTLER, where my favorite cartoon characters are just a few pages away from hardcore porn!

-AB

Ottawa , ON

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a great show, and we here at HUSTLER realize that younger guys have dicks too. We can't wait to see that movie either!

Famous Flesh

I just wanted to write in and give a big thanks to the people at HUSTLER for bringing me the article entitled, “Famous Flesh” in the February 2006 issue. This is something that HUSTLER seems to do on a fairly regular basis, but this time, for me, it was special. I don't even really have that many celebrity crushes, I usually just look out of pure curiosity, but when I opened up your February issue and saw the beautiful Jessica Alba, I simply had to buy it. I think Jessica Alba is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood , and it is nearly impossible to find shots like this of her! As long as Jessica Alba stays true to her commitment that she'll never do a nude scene, I think the entire male population of North America needs HUSTLER magazine!

- JF

Calgary , AL

We agree whole-heartedly: many of our own personal lives depend on the exposure of Jessica Alba!

Content with Asian contents

If there is one thing that HUSTLER magazine could use some more of, it's ASIANS! I (and many other dudes I know) absolutely adore Asian women, and as much as I love reading HUSTLER magazine, I have to admit I could really stand to see a lot more of those exotic beauties from the East. Your last spread featuring porn starlet Kaylee was absolutely great, and a perfect example of the types of girls HUSTLER could stand to feature a little more often. This girl had the whole package! Great face and eyes, and just a smoking body with the most perfect ass! I'm telling you, they just don't make them like this anymore!

-TW

Sudbury , ON

Hey, don't misunderstand here; Kaylee is a beautiful, 19 year old girl. We wish we had more girls just like her featured in the magazine. The problem is, do you have any idea how hard it is to find girls like that? We're always happy for you to do a bit of talents scouting for us too. Just send her pics and phone number!

Assholes

While I certainly enjoy your Asshole of the Month, I am writing you about another kind of asshole, the real kind, the kind that you see when you part a beautiful woman's luscious buttocks. I'm talking red eyes, puckered ass lips! I just love girls' assholes and I think that Hustler has been remiss in their duty when it comes to bringing them to their readers. I really need to seem more asshole and a whole lot more anal play. We need to see more ass munching and dicks up those beautiful fudge highways. Also, some amateur ass play would be nice. I know you have Beaver Hunt , how about maybe starting a feature for nice amateur assholes and call it Asscrack Search or something like that? Please Hustler, more assholes!

- R.E.

Hamilton , ON

You are obviously an ass aficionado and know what you like. We'll do our best to step up the asscrack content. Meanwhile check out the August 2006 issue, there's always something for everyone!